So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
is that a dick in a sweater?
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Randomize
