I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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