She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
singing on the bus should be illegal
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
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If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
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You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not