She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
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You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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