Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(404): View more from Georgia

i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone

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(312): View more from Illinois

office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death

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(813): View more from Florida

why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!

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(586): View more from Michigan

we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.

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(504): View more from Louisiana

so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"

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(309): View more from Illinois

I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time

(1-309): View more from Illinois

I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating

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(704): View more from North Carolina

Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.

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