Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Randomize
