I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
sex in a hospital.. check
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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