Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
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