But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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