Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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