But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
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The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
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the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
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