I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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