Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Can I color on your dick again?
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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