Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
40s are totally the cure
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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