Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
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she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
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It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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