I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
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shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
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I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
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