They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
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