i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
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they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
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I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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