Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
How naked do you want me to be?
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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