we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
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I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
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We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
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