Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
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