Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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