People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
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