he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
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Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
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Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
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