i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
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Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
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The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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