as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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