At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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