Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
I understand Curling. That high.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
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