its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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