i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
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new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
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I need you to use more vowels.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
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The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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