yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
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The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
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There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
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