i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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