i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
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It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
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I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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