What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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