I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
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Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
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It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
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