Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
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He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
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We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
They are going to name an STD after you.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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