I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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