when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
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