I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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