Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
Randomize
