I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Did you pee in the oven last night??
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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