they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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