the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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