please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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