I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
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Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
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Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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