i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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