Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
You know, be my cock's hype man.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
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its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
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I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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