is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
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I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
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I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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