Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
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This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
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I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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