marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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