Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
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I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
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he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
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