Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
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That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
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My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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