Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
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I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
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if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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