so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
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No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
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Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
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