I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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