Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
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