he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
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normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
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Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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