No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
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I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
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Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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