we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
Randomize
